Sunday, April 26, 2009

Will(iam) you forgive us?

I finally bugged Myra into posting on her blog. This is what she posted:
Avoiding Wrathful Friends

It's about the stupidity of Taylor Swift and Romeo, who is featured in Taylor Swift's song.

Did you know I've posted about Romeo too? I have:
"And I want mine in skinny jeans!"

And the underlying theme of both our posts is exactly the same. You know what else is exactly the same? THE DATE WE WROTE THESE ON. Go look! I wrote mine on April 26 of last year. She wrote hers on April 26 of this year.
That's today.
There's something else that happened today too. April 26th is Shakespeare's estimated BIRTH DATE.

How creepy is that????

We're freaking out. What if we are Shakespeare's Chosen Ones? What if he is controlling our minds from beyond the grave? What if he's trying to get his point across through us? That's Myra's theory.
But here's mine: What if he's haunting us for making fun of Romeo?
What if, like, Naveen tells Myra that I have died? And Myra comes back to Karachi and poisons herself and I, who was alive all along, wake up and stab myself?
We're not Romeo and Juliet, star-crossed lovers, but what if that is how Shakespeare wants to punish us???

We're afraid. Very afraid.
But we haven't learnt our lesson:
[14:45] *unicef Myra.: I am truly creeped out by this.
[14:45] David Bowie: me tuz.
[14:45] David Bowie: :[
[14:45] *unicef Myra.: wow, who knew Romeo would be this weird?
[14:54] David Bowie: well he did go about calling out to Juliet in front of her balcony
[14:54] David Bowie: and getting into fights and killing people
[14:54] David Bowie: and then killing himself with poison
[14:54] David Bowie: You know I really should get off his case now.
[14:54] *unicef Myra.: eh, he was just asking to get hit. I'm sure if he hadn't offed himself, someone from the Capulets would have anyway
[14:55] *unicef Myra.: I know, but he has a lot riding against him for being such a romantic hero
[14:55] *unicef Myra.: I would never want to marry a guy who wasn't smart enough to check if I was ACTUALLY dead
[14:56] David Bowie: I know right? Whatta loser.

We should be on Most Haunted now. Or TAPS. Or under psychiatric treatment. It could be our subconscious messing with us.
BUT HOW DID MY SUBCONSCIOUS FIND OUT SHAKESPEARE'S DATE OF BIRTH?

2 comments:

Myra said...

this is frightening.



also, SHAKESPEARE IS A DRAG QUEEN!


kthnxbai!

Ted Baker said...

hahahahaha you creeps