Fer Sherrrr

Another Long March (in March!) is pending. The government is forcing news channels to close down and restrict what information the public receives. Sherry Rehman has resigned. Samaa channel's building is up in flames. It appears that Martial Law may make a comeback.

Meanwhile, in true Pakistani fashion, we are all busy joking around. Or atleast my mother is. She and her friends have been discussing the many reasons why our Information Minister may possibly have resigned, which I list out for you now:
1. She has run out of outfits.
2. Her eyebrow-shaper has passed away.
3. She has run out of the various baubles she wears in her ears.
4. Her makeup supply has just finished.

But my mother insists that it is because Sherry's plastic surgeons have told her that they cannot stretch her face out anymore and so she needs to stop stressing and wrinkling it back so much with all the politics. No more face-lifts for her.

FACE!