RePublican Display of Affection
Call the bomb squad over,
it may explode, my heart.
You are entirely beautiful,
and you also look quite smart.
And when we shake hands
it is I who is Palin'.
Ignore the sound in the background
that's just the Bhutto fans still wailing.
They say I killed my wife
but I'm only guilty of killing her with love.
The kind I can offer to you,
I do possess quite enough.
So don't just clasp my hand,
c'mere into my open arms
Like the Marriott my heart is aflame,
can't you hear the fire alarms?
Oh my anti-feminist, book-banning,
deer-shooting Republican
When I looked into your eyes
I realised you're no ordinary woman
So, you see...
The country is in peril
My love for you is feral
They wish I'd become sterile
Oil prices rises by the barrel.
But love is, after all, blind
Plus, I'm known to have lost my mind
Yet, Pakistan is not too kind
So I'll just kiss American behind.
Call the bomb squad over,
it may explode, my heart.
You are entirely beautiful,
and you also look quite smart.
And when we shake hands
it is I who is Palin'.
Ignore the sound in the background
that's just the Bhutto fans still wailing.
They say I killed my wife
but I'm only guilty of killing her with love.
The kind I can offer to you,
I do possess quite enough.
So don't just clasp my hand,
c'mere into my open arms
Like the Marriott my heart is aflame,
can't you hear the fire alarms?
Oh my anti-feminist, book-banning,
deer-shooting Republican
When I looked into your eyes
I realised you're no ordinary woman
So, you see...
The country is in peril
My love for you is feral
They wish I'd become sterile
Oil prices rises by the barrel.
But love is, after all, blind
Plus, I'm known to have lost my mind
Yet, Pakistan is not too kind
So I'll just kiss American behind.
4 comments:
AZIZA! :D
Hahah, your CRACK me up, I love you :-)
Hahah well, things were quite different on myside, of teh HOOD. Lame,
anyway I'm hungry and so I've to right my CHAAD raat STORAY and share it with you, guys, and plus I'm hungry and this would KILL time.
So here goes.
The thing was I had NO plans for chaand raat since nothing was sure till like 11 yesterday night, my cousin calls me up and is like dude we're going out wana come with? I was erm SURE, I had nothing better todo anyway. So well I go up to my dad and I ask for money on my way to and back from his room I stepped on this toy car PAINFUL, BOTH times. I know. My dad was like don't take anything with you!
So sadly there were no pictures for FB.
Yeah so 12:15ish my cousins arrive! I get into the car, we decide on going to CCD! We have Sheesha, then I order fries, WHICH btw I never got. HAAAAAAAAAN!?Bytch CCD people
Then I fall in CCD, on this anuty she was FAT! hahah it was quite funny though I don't why I couldent STOP laughin' ANYWAY yeah so then we couldent find the car yes nun of us remembered where we parked it! Finally we found it! You know what we went to BOAST BASIN! I know I've no IDEA why we went actually, but thats not the FUNNAY part, we went into Mr. Burger right we order! We sit we start eatin' hhahaha I know you WOULD know that anyho, two Uncles were sitting a table away from us we dident really pay attention at first, but then! We saw them holdin' hands. we were ohk? then this guy he starts to rub the other guys HAND! I was like uh uh.. what? then that guy the one rubbin' his hands says something, at first we dident understand what he was tryin' to say but then the second time we over heard what he was sayin' " I'm horny" I KNOW CREEEEEPY RIGHT?
the guy the one who was gettin' is hands rubbed, goes like "chalein phir, lets go then" the other guy answers back, "Chalo na, can't wait" We were all starin' at them like our eyes were glued I know its not polite to stare but dude. Whatchu expect you don't get a see a gay couple actin' all horny in Khi now everyday do we?
The two guys finally realize that they were creepin' us out, they smile at us! And leave!!!! We start to LAUGH like CRAZZZZAAAAY! it was halaaaa-rious. it was almost 2 we decide on going to the beach! I was totally against it BUT I knew that no one would listen to me, so I dident EVEN try! We were scared the WATER was COALLLDDD! VERY COLD. But it was actually fun! Then we went to Mcdonald how expected right? Anyways we all had Mcflurry right I did! While we were all busy chattin' and enjoyin' our tasty treats THIS ASS OIL HAIRED ZAINAB MARKET tight fitted cloths wearing ass clown, IS LIKE BOMB BOMB! My heart stopped my Mcflurry fell on the floor we all started to run, TURNS out that, the guy was just pullin our LEG! I so wanted punch, him! I dropped my Mcflurry Because of him!!!!!!! IT was like filled with oreos. It was all on the floor. Just because of that ASSSSS!!!!
In conclusion: I had alotta fun :D
OMG FORGET FAIZAN'S COMMENT, I LOVED LOVED LOVED THE POEM!!! DUDE SEND IT IN TO DAWN!! AAAH I LOVED IT!!! I am going to print it out right now.
AWWWWW, thank you, NAVEEN!
I don't think Dawn would print this.
OH NO NO Let's send it to Young World!
this poem is best!
and considering how long Faizan's post is, I think he should write his own damn blog.
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