QUICK!

Alarm clocks are pagans. I have decided this on the basis that because of them I have missed one roza and nearly missed a second one as well. I didn't miss the second one because my mother woke up at the time of sehri and realised that she could not hear the sound of her household preparing for the day's fifteen-hour fast. So she woke us up.
I've been reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time and I think Christopher would make an excellent Muslim. I mean imagine how easy it would be for him to keep a fast! He never lies to begin with and he can go for days without food just because he saw four yellow cars drive past in a row! Wow, he'd be a better Muslim than me.

Oh and today Asif Zardari became our President. I know for a fact that he can not keep rozas. This is because he is a politician. A Pakistani politician. And as of today, as previously mentioned, not just any Pakistani politician but also the PRESIDENT of Pakistan. So he obviously lies far too much to be able to keep fast.
He is also mentally unfit and mentally unfit people can not fast, either. This comes from a news item I saw on TV a couple of weeks back. Apparently some British newspaper has accused Zardari of being insane in the most medical meaning of the word. They based this diagnosis on a fact, among many, that Zardair has memory problems and can not remember his children's birthdays, even. Seriously.
But I do not think Zardari was upset when he found out about this. I mean, it must have been rad for him to hear that people now think that he has memory problems!

"What's that Nawaz Sharif? I promised restoration of the judges in this week? Hm, well I just can't seem to remember ever saying that..."