Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Animal abuse

If I see another movie featuring penguins, or lions, or squirrels, or giraffes, or zebras, or cows, or dogs, or cats, or rats, or hippos, or lemurs, or koalas, or monkeys, or pigs, or pandas, or chickens, or snakes, or sharks, or octopi, or shrimps, or seals, or mammoths, or mice, or ants, or apes, or bears, or beavers indulging in human actions/activities such as talking, dancing, singing, or- especially- driving any sort of vehicle, I will go MAD.
There are only so many animal movies a person can watch. I have reached my quota.

Also, I realised today as Coco attacked the computer's mouse that the clicking of buttons on the mouse kind of resembles poking its butt. Who was the freak who designed this thing?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh..you have some imagination..

Anonymous said...

Douglas Engelbart. Was the FREAK who created the mouse. Aziza. And also, I hate reptiles I seriously DO. It's not like I'm scared OR anythin' it's just that, they're DISGUSTING, And nasty and dirty and furious and stupid, and ugly and nasty and ugly and pagaaal.

I had this nightmare that consisted of reptiles, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't wana talk about it, let me just cut it short for you it was JUST UGA-LAY!!!
Oh and I hate Sharks to, but you know whaaaaaaaat? The weird part, I know, I so wanted to get to this, anyho *Owwww my leg* yeah so the thing is dudeX, I love to watch reptile related shows though I feel it's just so much of fun, and they look way more cool on T.V!! I mean when i'm flipin' channels and BAM theres a reptile or a shark documentary on T.V! I like STOP I put the remote aside and just melt into the show, Not like melt MELT, I just enjoy it, WEIRD Na? I KNOW! :D there I'm hatin' these creatures and on the other hand, I love LOVE to watch'em do all the CRAZY and WACKY things these creatures do, through a cuboid BOX shaped Electronic Device known as the TELEVISION.

Aziza said...

Your anti-animal passion is scary! And your articulacy is amazing.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Well, that's an achievement
And yeah, I don't get it either. How can I hate something WITH so much passion and at the same time feel so AMAZED about each and everything about it? Is it possible, WAIT am I an alien? Was I stranded? Are my fellow Aliens looking for me? What is that voice? Oh wait.. it's just my heart, pounding. hahah SILLY me.

Anonymous said...

lol ... :)

but i find them cute when they're on tv doing human like stuff

they look adorable... but maybe too much of them movies can make u think they're being abused...

:)