You know how Andre 3000 goes in Hey Ya "Shake it like a Polaroid picture"?
And then in the Ying Yang Twins' Salt Shaker it's all about shaking it like one?
Well, I was wondering, how else can you shake it?
So I made a list:
* Like a spray can
* Like a ketchup bottle
* Like a wet dog
* Like an epileptic (excellent if you're feeling controversial)
* Like you're drying your nails
* Like a baby's rattle
* Like a handshake
Any contributions? All welcome. But you readers aren't very creative so I doubt it.
Maybe we can turn this into a song, though. We just need a filthy beat.
And just as an update, tomorrow will be the day when I am going to fully regret ever wanting to go back to school.
(Oh and I'm writing this without a mouse so I can't fill in the title. No amount of Tab-ing lets me use that field. What meanness.)
About Me
- Aziza
- Karachi, Pakistan
- Possible latent sufferer of Attention Deficit Disorder and also random Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Has slight obsession with peoples' hands and how nice they must look drawn (not by her, ofcourse). Loves whimsical socks. In ten years' time will most probably be a politician and/or a film director and/or homeless. Also prefers talking about herself in third-person. Too many Facebook status changes to be blamed? Maybe.
11 comments:
Like a analoge stick.
Like a walkman fone.
Like a lousey trick.
like a ping pong ball.
Anum's head.
Shake it like a pom pom?
Shake it like a tambourine.
Shake it like Shakira.
Shake it like a Tic Tac?
Shake it like Jello?
Shake it like an Etch-A-Sketch?
Ughhhh I dont know. I just did not like that jab you made at the readers.
Shake it like a nudge.
Shake it like a multiple shrug.
Shake it like I do.
B-)
AAAAH I am so proud of you all!!!
Yeah, Anum that's why I wrote that I doubt your abilities. Reverse psychology, babeh!
I love these ones:
Like a Walkman phone
Like a pom pom
Like an Etch-a-Sketch
Like a multiple shrug
And ofcourse... Anum's head.
HEY! Why my head? :S
Nobody likes me.
=[
Here's my favorite
Put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
And shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
Immortal Technique - Til it's gone
Crack baby! I like you.
But I don't like your face.
I don't like it either. =[
Do not shake cameras. Very fragile pieces.
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