I was up till 4:30 a.m. this morning when I really, really wanted to get some sleep.
It was around 4:10 that I began coming up with some excellent Knock Knock jokes. I'm not sure if it was the exhaustion or the boredom or the fact that I was to get my mock results today that contributed to this fun-fest (fiesta de grupos!) but whatever it was, I thank it.
Here are my little gems:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hell.
Hell Who?
Hello.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo Who?
Well, don't you get excited meeting me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
That show happens to be fictional, you know.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Screw.
Screw who?
Screw you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Why are you repeating yourself?
Okay, so the second one actually kinda sounds weird, I mean the punch-line of it does. But leave it to me to want appropriate grammar from a Knock Knock joke.
Either way, if making Knock Knock jokes was an Olympic sport, I'd already have the gold, babeh.
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Wow, the italics is really annoying me.
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo Who?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING YAAR?
I love the fact that there hasn't been any political talk for the last three posts.
WAHEY!
=D
Knock Knock.
Who' there?
Me.
Me who?
Me PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
HAHAHHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Yay. Mein nay bhi Knock Knock joke banaya. =D
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anum is.
Anum is who?
Anum is dumb. =D
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
There.
There who?
There who.
Ohkay I don't know why I'm doing this. But here goes!
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Get a doorbell!
Get a door bell who?
Get a door bell so I don't have to knock you ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Okay now that is FUNNAYYYYY. :D
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