He's back from Oxford to announce who's going to be the new Prime Minister. Like announcing the winner of the Best Actor in a Supporting Role for the Oscars! He's here for his easter holidays which were going to be spent in Dubai with his sisters previously. But some lady in the news said that the Oxford examinations are coming and he should be studying and not be here. Come now, Bilawal, even I'm studying.
Good news is, he's started opening his eyes now. Literally. Like now he doesn't look drunk 24/7. Maybe he had eyelid surgery done. Or maybe Boozie Suzie stole all his liquor.
Going along the lines of the next Prime Minister, there was a phadda in the coalition for the nomination of PM. Asif Zardari and Makhdoom Amin Fahim were all "Yo, getcho face outta mine or I'mma twist yo' head so yo' caps on straight" 'cause Makhdoom was the one who was supposed to become PM but now Zardari's trying to butt in on his possible big moment. Rabia at school said that it's time to send Zardari a bomb in a mango crate.
Also, guess who's the new National Assembly speaker? For the first time in Pakistani history it is a woman. It's Dr. Fehmida Mirza! Yay for the lay-days!
Now here's a nice picture of Bilawal for all of you Billy Lovers out there (basically Naveen and Anum):
5 comments:
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE! YOU PUT UP THE WORST PICTURE OF BILAWAL YOU COULD FIND AND SAID 'nice picture of Bilawal' HOW DARE YOU MOCK HIM?
HAHAHAHAHAHA who the hell is this "Nabeen"? :p
And I dont like Bilawal anymore. His eyebrows scare me and he is fat. I love Zulfi Jr.
Ha, yeah Naveen's likes changing her name every so often.
SEE? I TOLD YOU! HE'S NOT HOT! But no one listens to me. I'm always right!
SHUTTUP YOU ALL ARE IDIOTS! ANUM HOW DARE YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOYAL TO HIM! THATS IT BILAWAL, I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU! ANUM IS TRAITOR! NAEVEEN + BILWALA FOREVER!
BILWALA! Hahahaha! Which bill's does he have, Nav? Telephone or gas?
Also, you can MUCH better than him.
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