Monday, February 11, 2008

Scotland BuDd!3zxX

A couple of days back Scotland Yard came to the verdict that Benazir had in fact died from a serious head injury brought on by hitting her forehead on the 'sunroof' which actually turned out to be an escape hatch.
So she basically died because of something that was meant to save her from harm. Wooh, irony. Also, I'm sorry but the idea of her getting shot is way cooler than fatal head injury. Would you rather have "OW! My face got shot in!", or "OW! I hit my head!" as your last words? She was a legend. She needed a legendary way to die.
But then again, who is to believe that Scotland Yard got it right, anyways? It's not like they had much evidence to work with, thanks to the government washing up the scene of the crime (They can't wash clean the gurgling sewers' messes but valuable crime scene information? Bring in the water tanker!) and Zardari for not having an autopsy done.
We can never be in an episode of C.S.I.

And screw all that, do you realise our movie, Kitnay Bhutto Maro Gay, is now historically incorrect? Not fair.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does it really Goddamn matter how the hell she died? Yeah she's dead and even if it was the bullet or the sunroof, she died after the effect of the bomb blast. She's dead. Bus. End of story.
SHE DIED FROM A BULLET! The doctors at the hospital declared that she had died from a bullet wound but after the government insisted, they changed their statement saying she died cuz of the sunroof.
Scotland Yard can't goddamn be trusted! The governement has ties with them. Thats why the PPP wants a UNO investigation.
but my point is , DOES IT MATTER? SHE DIED CUZ OF THE BOMBBLAST SO YEAH! the government is making a fuss about the way she was killed so they can get the public's attention off other stuff currently happening like the wheat crisis and all.

Aziza said...

OOOOOOH look at Naveen curse!!!! Call the press! Call Geo!

I just thought it was unfair to our movie, cheeee.