Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thandi Cough-y

I have bruises on my elbow and wrist, an incredibly sore throat, a fever (I can't sweat out- marry me now, Brendon, I advertised your album!) and I can't stop sneezing.
I think I may have a psychological disorder.

See, my theory is that the reason I'm falling sick and down stairs is because I'm doing this to myself subconsciously. Because school's opening next week and deepdeepdeep down I really don't want to go- so now I'm not-so-accidentally trying to get myself bed-ridden so I don't have to!
But I don't really get it, because I thought I kind of wanted to go to school. I'm fully bored out of my mind right now and YES I am so bored, I don't entirely hate the prospect of getting my butt back into those torturous desk/chairs.

Oh, God, see? Either way, I am mentally unfit for sure.

But I am missing hearing Anum go "Guess what happened in Physics?"

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

WTFPTCL

My phone hasn't been working for a week now and every time we'd call PTCL no one would pick up. Now I know why. PTCL is on a strike!! They won't fix my phone! My dad called one of the people from PTCL at home and he said that they're on strike and once they're off it we may take a number and wait in line for our phone to get fixed. AAAARRGH.
And then a couple of days back about 10 PTCL workers were shot by the Rangers. Thank you, kind enforcers of law, for making my situation worse. Now my phone will NEVER work! We'll have to get a new line.

Since it will be some time till I can call the 17 Operators again, all I wish for right now is some rain. I REALLY don't care about the roads. Let them be a mess. A representative of DHA said on the television that all Karachi infrastructure will be in full working order by the 15th of this month. Ofcourse, he was lying. The road outside my house still gives me the lovely, luxe feeling of living in Kachi Abadi. Anyways, even if the roads fall apart and the metropolis of Karachi is temporarily put on pause it won't be that bad. We can all just stay in for a few days! I mean, I hardly leave the house much to begin with so it shows how little I would be affected. With Anum, we can see why she may not much like the idea of rain. But I'm fine with it. We can all sit at home and read my blog.

There we go. Full-time win-win situation. Thank me later.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

"I'm drinking... um..."

What do you call coffee that goes cold sitting outside? You know, regular coffee, that you drink hot. What do you call it when it's not hot? Do you call it cold coffee? But you can't because cold coffee is another drink altogether and then it'll be like you're referring to that.
So what am I supposed to refer to it as? Not-warm-anymore coffee? Cold hot coffee? Cool coffee? None-iced cold coffee? Room temperature coffee? Cold coffee-but-not-Cold coffee?

What?