Friday, July 17, 2009

Canssexual

I can feel the tranny looovve!
And so can the Chief Justice because just three days back he announced a hijra recognition!

SO NOW THE HIJRAS HAVE RIGHTS
!!!


Hijra's are now protected by law and can start businesses and have access to their own share from the Benazir funds for the needy and rejected. I am so happy I can not explain.
One small step for the Chief Justice, one giant leap for Pakistan.
Now we're about as cool as India. Well, just almost.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

The milkshake will only have two straws now.

Archie Comics were such slut comics. Seriously why didn't anyone ever find them as morally corrupt? To bring you to the gist of it, these kids spent 70 years just dating amongst each other. And that's pretty much it!
All-American Archie was obviously a playboy with, at a basic count, three girls that he regularly alternated between- Betty, Veronica, Cheryl. These three girls were homewreckers. I fully recall a story where Archie decided to openly play the field and to get back at him Betty and Veronica stole all the Riverdale girls' boyfriends so that Archie would have to take the ditched girls out on dates while their boyfriends were preoccupied (and so Archie would go broke).
And everyone has had a (heterosexual) kiss with everyone in the series! I clearly even remember Veronica and Cheryl kissing asexual Jughead.

Therefore the news that ace reporter Naveen Z. has dug up for us surprises me. Apparently Archie is marrying Veronica.

Which I suppose is expected since Archie was clearly always in love with Veronica. Didn't he ditch Betty for her all the time? But since when are they all into commitment and fidelity? I really doubt the strength of this union. I am sure in the upcoming issues we will be finding out about Veronica's secret affairs with random men and perhaps Archie going back to Betty now and again.
Betty will definitely stay around to be Archie's mistress.
Or maybe not. Look at her there on the comic cover: she looks grief-stricken. Perhaps issue #602 will show her slitting her wrists?

Only time will tell. But let me tell you this. Archie Comics were definitely what inspired Gossip Girl, with everyone dating everyone. Or at least the comics inspired the show until the part where everyone on the show becomes each other's brother and sister.
Gossip Girl is like the freaking Brady Bunch now, except slightly more incestuous and hella more glamourous. Treading new ground that Archie Comics never reached.

Either way, the comics appear to have grown up. But I think the evil agenda is still intact. It is highly possible that this change has only come to now be able to teach children about adultery. And yes, I do completely believe that Archie Comics has an agenda in the first place. Because, if you never realised for yourself, they have nothing else going for them. They aren't even funny.

Still there

Why does my dentist talk to me when he knows I can't respond since he has his hands in my mouth?